Answers Pakistanis Give When Asked These 7 Questions
The majority of our people will answer like this if asked the following questions. You can conduct a survey yourself to see how they respond to these queries.
This article, by no means, is intended to ridicule my dearest Pakistani people. I hope you understand the message it conveys. If you do, it would be great to see your thoughts in comments.
Q # 1 – Favorite Book
Q: What is your favorite book?
A: Holy Quran.
Real Question: When was the last time you read and understood Quran?
Q # 2 – Favorite Personality
Q: Who is your favorite personality?
A: Quaid-i-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Real Question? What are the things which are common between you and him?
Q # 3 – Best Poet
Q: Who in your opinion is the best poet?
A: Of course Dr. Allama Muhammad Iqbal!
Real Question: Would you please share a few verses from his poetry?
Q # 4 – Love for Pakistan
Q: How much do you love Pakistan?
A: I can do anything, even die, for Pakistan!
Real Question: Itis good to know that you can do anything for Pakistan. What have you done for Pakistan?
Q # 5 – About Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)
Q: Who is Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) for you?
A: He is everything to me. He’s more than myself, my family and my everything. I can sacrifice my life for him.
Real Question: How many books of Ahadith and Seerah have you read? How much do you follow his Sunnah?
Q # 6 – The Best Religion
Q: Which is the best religion in the world?
A: Are you stupid? Why are you asking this question? We all know Islam is the best and the only true religion!!!
Real Question: Why are Muslims not the world’s leaders?
Bonus Question – The Best Sect
Q: Which is the best sect of Islam?
A: My sect is the best sect, and out of 73 sects, only we will go to Jannah!
Q: And rest of them?